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Ducky Duddle

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

For Valentine’s day, we delivered cookies and hand-painted valentines to our extended family.  Ryan is learning a nursery rhyme at school, one that I’d never learned when I was a kid, and he sang it for his grandparents and aunts and uncles:

Little ducky Duddle
Went swimming in a puddle,
Went swimming in a puddle quite small.

Said he “It doesn’t matter
If I splash or splatter;
I’m just a ducky, after all.  Quack quack!”

Of course, Ryan didn’t have it all down, so he sung the following abridged & revised version:

All duckies live in puddles;
We’re living in a puddle.
I’m just a little ducky after all, quack quack!

Personally, I like the modus ponens feel of Ryan’s version, even if it’s not a rigorous proof.  And his audience didn’t mind one whit.

Nope.

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

The way our house is configured, the living room and kitchen are at the back.  These two rooms are split by a U-shaped staircase leading to the second floor, where you’ll find all the bedrooms.

When I watch TV downstairs, I sit where I have a line of sight to the top of the steps, but it’s usually so dark that I can’t make them out.  Tonight while Stephen and I were watching TV, we heard the floor creak.  We looked at each other.  I peered into the darkness, but didn’t see anything moving.  So Stephen asks into the darkness, “Is somebody on the stairs?”

Out of the dark, quietly but matter-of-factly, the answer comes from Ryan.

“Nope.”

Jingle Bells

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Ryan, Alyssa, and I will sometimes sing ‘in rounds’ while we’re in the car — we’ll pick a song that everyone knows, and I’ll sing a few words, then Ryan will sing a few words, then Alyssa will sing a few words, and so on.  The other day, we were singing Jingle Bells, and we got to the second verse:

Me: A day or two –
Alyssa: — ago,
Me: I thought I’d –
Ryan: — take a ride,
Me: And soon Miss –
Alyssa: Fanny Bright!
Me: Was seated –
Ryan: — by my side!

Then Alyssa decided to take the song in a wholly unexpected direction:

Me: The horse was –
Alyssa: — laying on my blanket!

That’s right folks — the horse is no longer lean and lank; he’s laying on Alyssa’s blanket instead.