Alyssa is a big fan of bedtime stories. She has a repertoire of stories she wants to hear – Princess Alyssa, who lives in a big castle and has a horse named Storm, Dr. Alyssa, who is the local vet and takes care of the zoo animals, Butterfly Princess Alyssa, who flies with the butterflies. You know. But tonight Daddy started the wrong story.
“No no no Daddy. It goes like this:
Once upon a time, I had water in my hand. And it farted!”
Ah, children.