We were all sitting down to a lovely hot dog dinner this evening, when…
Ryan to Stephen: Where’s the mustard?
Stephen to Ryan: We don’t need any mustard.
Ryan to group: What kind of a dinner is this?
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Monday, March 8th, 2010Bedtime Stories
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010Alyssa is a big fan of bedtime stories. She has a repertoire of stories she wants to hear – Princess Alyssa, who lives in a big castle and has a horse named Storm, Dr. Alyssa, who is the local vet and takes care of the zoo animals, Butterfly Princess Alyssa, who flies with the butterflies. You know. But tonight Daddy started the wrong story.
“No no no Daddy. It goes like this:
Once upon a time, I had water in my hand. And it farted!”
Ah, children.